Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.Q: Why do
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.62. Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home.63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, “I don’t have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!”To that the man
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: ‘Cause everybody gets a turn.83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: ‘Cause she’s been laid
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they’re fucked!