Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.
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Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to the other one, “See that camel over there? I’ll bet you I can make him jump 30 feet in the air.The other guy says “No way”.The first guy walks around to the back of the camel
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Baseball very funny game–man with 4 balls no can walk!!Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.Man with hole in pocket
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter at US Advertising.My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules:Avoid alliteration. Always.Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)Employ the vernacular.Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.Parenthetical
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does. The doctor walks in and take off his coat and starts to feel between her thighs. He asks “do
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: “Does this taste funny to you?”