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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the “W”s!
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he’s talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they’re leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, “Thanks for the peanuts.”She says, “Yeah, since I lost
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people” — Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle”They’re multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.”What happened to you feet?” his wife asked.”I had a childhood disease called tolio.””Don’t you mean polio?””No, tolio, it only affects