Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce world-wide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.Ban walking sticks
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“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squares9. In between “May I” and “have your attention” there’s a 45 minute pause.8. He’s constantly yelling, “Take that, Red Baron!”7. Shuttle from New York to Boston includes stopover in Colombia6. His co-pilot:
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,”Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like aquickie!””A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the pastsituation of your personal life I don’t think that is
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some very sexy lingerie, complete with crotchless panties. She posed herself in bed and awaited his arrival.When he came into the bedroom, she threw the sheets back, spread her legs, and said, “Welcome
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.