Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said “Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven.”The Muslims said “But we are good Christians!”St. Peter replied “Okay, if you’re good Christians then tell me what is Easter?”The first Muslim went up to St. Peter and
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50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.2. Be ambiguous. Always.3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it’s their fault.4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.5. Make them apologize for everything.6. Stash feminine products in their
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come intothe exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and placeher feet in the stirrups. As he is examining her she hears him saying “mmmm…
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:______1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.______2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.______3. This course will
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.3. You think the stock market has a fence around it.4. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in-Theater.5. You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.6.
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: “TheHooker With Three Breasts…”. The man get’s just a littleinterested and thinks “well… that could be a once in a lifetimeexperience”. So he goes in and walks up to