How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00
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THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the womanhappy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something shedislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doingsomething
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and had to stay home. She told her husband to go to the party without her. “Don’t let me spoil a good
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.2. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.3. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.4. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good.
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news”, God said.Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first.”Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you.One is called a brain. It will allow