One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, “Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?”GOD replied, “Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to
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A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are you doing here today?”Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25.”The woman looked thoughtful
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. As general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.”
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst ‘booking-in’ the new arrivals Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar. When this man gets to the front of the queue Jesus asks him his
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens.”We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect, can you help me?”After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, “Well theproblem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penisare damaged. There’s really nothing I can do for you except ifyou’re
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: “I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork.”The second: “I tried a more humane approach, netting them and releasing them 100 Km