An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current rooster was still doing okay, but he was getting on in years, and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium and turns
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.9. When you ground them, they say, “Your UI could really use some work.”8. They say, “My dad can beat your dad at Quake.”7. Instead of laughing, they say, “LOL.”6. They insult kids by saying,
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays inthe water. He comes running up to his mom and says, “Mommy, I sawladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”The mom says
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.”Are you crazy” yelled the customer, “sticking your thumb in my steak?!””What” answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again?”
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website.The site is said to offer meany great new features including a downloadable picture of Jesus Christ which will bounce around your screen after a preset length of time.It has been christened the ‘screen saviour’……..
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou.”The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?””No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.Said the store manager, “Sorry, kid, but baggers can’t be juicers.”