A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, her date suddenly said, “Hey! You wanna see my underwear?”Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall,
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Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.”Not yet,” replied little Johnny.His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores.Well, now he’s a little pissed, so he goes to
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He drowned in his TeePee!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I’m leaving you for an 18 year old blonde model. We’ll be staying at the Sheraton.”He then packed his things and went
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo. He loaded the rifle and fired several shots at the target which was fifty yards away.The
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter”.The
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in