Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.5. Fine, the dog is
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player toplace in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the darksaying, “Jesus is watching you.”He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, andfroze.
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast. Wedon’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to him and says, “Pardon me, this is a House of Worship, you can’t bring your dog in here.””What do you mean,” says the man, “this is a Jewish dog. Look.”And the shammas looks carefully and sees
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so farand expect that number to climb as
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for breakfast?”Good girls never go after another girl’s man…Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton pantiesBad girls don’t wear any.Good girls wax their floors…Bad girls wax their bikini lines.Good girls loosen a