“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – – – -“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY”:You’re paid under $6 an hour; we’ll be bankrupt in a year.- – – – -“AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY”:There’s no chance in hell we’ll be the next Microsoft.- – – – -“PROFIT-SHARING PLAN”:Once it’s
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Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn’t want to dress properly.Instead of wearing anemones to cover the protruding bits, she would stick long fronds of seaweed in her hair. Obviously these fronds did not always do their job because they tend to
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.”The gay continues, “I’ll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won’t say anything.”The bartender says, “Well, all right!” and pours a beer.A while later a
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented females. Unlike other chain letters,this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy to 5 of your friends who are equally tired and discontented,then bundle up your husband/boyfriend.Send him to
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric company’s complaint department to ask for help.”The profanity these men use constantly is unsuitable for our community. You must make them
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.The dodo is