Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. you open them up and everything inside
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What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker’s hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings.When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says “What’s the matter old man? Didn’t you ever do anything wild when
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: “I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man’s leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he’s recovered fully he does the work of five
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign”This is a great day for France!”–Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle’s funeral”Now, like, I’m President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of