1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to
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One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, “Liza Jane can I’s look up your dress before the bus gets here?”Liza Jane was startled and said, “No Rastus you cain’t!”Well Rastus persisted and persisted till finally Liza Jane said, “Alright if’n
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up. St. Peter asked the first one what he did on earth, and he said he was an obstetrician. St. Peter asked what an obstetrician did and the doc told him. “Sounds
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars from his bank – all of which he’d lost at the races. The bank examiners were coming the next day, and when he confessed the whole thing to his wife, she packed her bags and left
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.3) I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it.4) I
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next door neighbor. They are going to get married.His parents think this is