Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can’t see each other using sign language, natch).After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.
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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true. “I’m as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed.The judge replied, “Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here? “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?A: There was an empty seat.Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?A: An offer you
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get absolved of all of their sins. While waiting for the pope to arrive Mike is eating nuts and throwing the shells on the floor. OJ gets a little agitated and decides to go for a stroll.He
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the unsympathetic Genitals.Samson