In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6′ X 8′ cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
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A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, “Why don’t you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you will learn something.”Martin was gone about two hours. When he came home, his mother asked him what he had learned.Martin replied
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it’s the ’90’s!, he’d beCat
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket — If he could just get to the airport then could get himself home.So he went
A woman in her 90’s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can’t live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Still, she doesn’t want to linger so
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.The man, somewhat nervously said,