This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen carefully, I’m sending him over.”The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.”A
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What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.3. Why don’t we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it dance.6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?7. Wow, and your feet are so big.8. It’s
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give me a pint o’the brandy.”Sister Mary Katherine,” exclaimed Jack, ” I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C…and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . …92% Fix-A-Flat!
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation.On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says “Honey, look what I won at bingo”.Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says,”Honey look what I won at bingo”.Next week she come home from bingo driving a