A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, “What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there.”The prostitute snapped back, “What do you want to do, knit or fuck?”
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Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn’t touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.Bartender: “Hey pal, is something wrong?”The Guy: “Yeah, I’m really depressed”Bartender: “Why, what’s the matter?”The Guy:
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse’s confidence with some cheese and then took him next door.The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee they hear a phone ring.The Canadian executive reaches into his bag and pulls out a cellular phone. “O.K. buy 100 shares,” the Canadian tells the other person on the phone. Then he looks at the others
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7. You don’t have to compliment the person
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The “party” is escorted to a table and given a menu.When time to order the sheik orders for himself and