A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I have always wanted to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes.”St. Peter, “I can’t answer that question…but see God walking around over there? Ask him.” Zebra to God, “God, am
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What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:1 – “What are you thinking?”The proper answer to this question, of course is, “I’m sorry if I’ve
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this “unusual” handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears.Because of the accident, he received a
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. “Hmmm” says the bear to the squirrel, “Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?””Yes it does” replies the squirrel.”Great!” says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.”Listen,” said the CEO, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?””Certainly,” said the young
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world – you could get anything there.The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman before?””Yes, I was a salesman in the country” said the lad.The
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of