On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless
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Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, “I’ve never come this way before.”Other nun says, “Neither have I. It’s probably the cobbles.”
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed immediately. He was in a six-man ward rather than
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes.
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, “Can I help you lad?””Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!”, the Irishman replies.The cop asks, “Well now, where was your car last time you saw it?””It