I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!””Why shouldn’t I?” he said.I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!””Like what?””Well … are you religious or atheist?””Religious.””Me too!
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A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your own personal hell.Man: That’s not so bad, whatcha got?Devil: Well, I’m going to open a series of doors, look inside,
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, “What arethose thangs?” The driver says, “Those are golf tees”.The redneck asks, “What those are for?” The driver says
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D., for the Journal of Court Reporting.* By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.*Patient has chest pain if she lies
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.