Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
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Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it’s jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.To my sweetheart: My cooking’s gotten better since I fondue.A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, “WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!”The sister said, “Sir, you shouldn’t use God’s name in vain.” The man said, “But that’s the SPECIES of the fish — a Gauddam Fish.” The
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet abeautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog is thrilled, “This is great!”Will I meet her at a party?” he croaks.”No,” says the psychic,
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve always been by my side””When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side””When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side””When I had my second heart attack at
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200.As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. The golfer set down his