Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
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Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place….The man says “What’s the problem officer?”Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.[Man gives his wife a
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.* He who hesitates is
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the attention of senior members that some individuals have been using bad language during discussions at the seminar. Due to complaints from some of our easily offended members, this type of language will no longer be accepted
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your