I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don’t brag to my buddies about my erectionsI won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directionsI don’t get wasted at parties and act like a clownand I know how
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code.
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.We take English for granted. But
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates’ campaign promises.