The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of the Red Cross, Mr. Wilson, called on the lawyer, hoping to convince him to make a donation.”You made over $600,000 last year but you haven’t given anything back to the community. How
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I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to – north, south, east or westI don’t get wasted after only 2 beersand when
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names”
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepolar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It’s easier for me to douche that way.8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.6. Please don’t throw that old T-shirt away.The holes
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford