Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was PureHow Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My LifeI Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself
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This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll just have the eggs benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate.He asks the waiter, “What’s with
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side.So… the one flies over and the other one swims through-which onegets to the worm first?The one who swam, of course, because “Da oily boid gets da
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!””Are you sure?””I’m positive!”
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M.The rules of the contest required