Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn’t quite place her.”Hi, Joe”, she said. “I haven’t seen you in a long time.”Joe was puzzled. “Charlie, is that you?” What
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Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind ofliving thing on the
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.”The guy says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn’t handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was. She took him to a
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at hisbedside. “So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?”The doctor says, “Son, we have some good news and some bad news.””Yeah, what?” replies the patient.”Well the
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.3. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.4. The suburbs are