A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the parlour and told the guy what she wanted.He says: “OK, take your skirt and underwear off and sit in the chair with your legs apart”.She did
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Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, “Give me two pickets to Titsburgh…umm…I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh”. He’s really embarrassed…The guy in line behind him says, “Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that.Just the
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm, as this was their time to spend a few quiet moments and after years of practice they rocked to the same pace.Suddenly the wife stopped, grabbed
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, “We don’t serve mushrooms here.”The mushroom says, “Why?! I’m a fun guy!”