How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.Both
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?”The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.The
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.TIMID: Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? – Forget it.The Ebert movie club? – Roger.The Groucho Marx club? – You bet your life.The Peter Pan club? – Never. Never.The Japanese theater club? – Noh.The
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house.The couple goes to the house to investigate the damage and finds the door open. They go inside and found a
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:”Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:1 – You can’t beat me (as my first husband did).2 – You
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach