Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.””No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.””I think you’re supposed
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Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country.He’s totally enamoured with the golf ball because he’s never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give away as souveniers.While
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a neurosurgeon and asked “Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?””Sure, it’s easy.” replied the neurosurgeon. “All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell. He finds it difficult to make up his mind so he asks God if he can have a little tour of both places.God agrees and they first go to
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.”My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.”, says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of Mt St. Helens3) Investment opportunities in worm futures for the deceased4) Ballerina lessons for men with size 13 or larger feet5) Defensive Driving tips for the Blind6) Contraceptive tips for Nuns7) Delicious Beef Recipes for Hindus8)
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, “Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence”. Alfalfa replies, “I love Darla”.The teacher said, “Good…now Spanky your word is respect”. Spanky replies, “I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla”. The teacher