The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan
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1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date…”I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.””I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you.””I used
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.- David BissonetteA man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.- Zsa Zsa GaborI’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t we go to different high schools?There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.At last! I finally found the perfect girl!A fool and
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t worry about poor old me. I’m just fine considering I can’t breathe, or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your lonely ailing mother.I’ve sent along my
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina,