What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting really mean.The bear started to chase one of the guys, who, as it turns out, was from Czechoslovakia. The bear soon
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to it as a romance, or a period of dating, of going out, or, in some unfortunate circumstances, “that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis.”When a relationship ends, a woman will
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island.”What should we do?”, said Ed.”Hmmm, let’s think.”, replied Fred.Ed shook his head, “No, let’s do something you can do too!”
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word ‘penis’ in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.The next day she went into the room, and