Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was “driving her buggy!”
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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place.”Well,” said the demon, “the kegs all have holes in the bottoms,
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.Imagine the trademarks:Nike Condoms: – Just do It Toyota Condoms: – Oh what a feeling Ford Condoms: – The ride of your life Sony Condoms: –
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that’s running free, Doesn’t see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.M: You look like a dream.W: Go back to
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine “Sex”. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him.
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know.Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and