A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?”She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have,

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.”Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge.”Toilette pepper!”

One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, “Damn, missed again.”The nun, shocked, warned him “God will get you for that.”The next hole the same thing occurred. After the priest screamed “Damn It! Missed again” the nun repeated