Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
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Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you’ll feel like an idiot and wish you had listened.*******************************************************************1) pick a number from 1-92) subtract 53) multiply by 34) square the number
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. “Hello Ms., could you please come in here and
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send the mail in a little while.Then gather the news before the dawn,and all the scores from fans long gone.The AC is set to cut back on cool;Lights to blink, the burglars to
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in a race. However, at the local auction the going price for horses was so steep that he ended up buying