It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world…In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife
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How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and ChipsTen Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t dorm food.Paul’s Letters
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get thecase of beer for?” “I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob. “Oh!”exclaims Doug, “Good trade!”
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Justas they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed ineach of their pints.The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.The American fished the
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