Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the beans.Can convince his wife not to hide her nice body under a floor-length sable.Can
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What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care,for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there.As Chelsea was nestled all snug in her bed,dirty thoughts swam around Mr. Kennedy’s head.And Bill in
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off.As the preacher got to a part
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice