You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven’t been anywhere.Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.You get winded playing chess.Your children begin to
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What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a “CAR”?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.”The father thought some and said, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.Let’s say that I’m a capitalist because I’m the breadwinner.Your mother
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian, (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE: LIBYANS, EGYPTIANS, WHITE South AFRICANS. DOES INCLUDE: PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN REGARDLESS OF WHERE THEY ARE FROM OR WHERE THEY LIVE.)Oriental- Asian-Canadian (Note: Not Considered “REAL” Minorities since they tend to do
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90’sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted person–temporarily visually abledblind–visually challengedmute–vocally challengeddeaf–aurally challengeddead–metabolically differentalive–temporarily metabolically abledugly–aesthetically challengedfat–gravitationally challengedheavy-set–people of massrude–politically correct psychopath–socially misalignedcrooked–ethically challengedklutzy–kinesthetically challengedbald–follicularly challengedshort–differently staturednon-white, non-male oppressed–white melanin impoverished / genetically oppressivewhite male–oppressorblack–african-americanasian–asian-americanafro-american–african-americanminority group–numerically challenged group; under-represented populationblack–person of colorChicano–person of
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN NUMBER 95-2374DATE: OCTOBER 20, 1995TO: ALL CALIFORNIA INSURANCE AGENCIESALL CALIFORNIA DEALERS OF NEW/USED AUTOMOBILESFROM: CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF INSURANCESUBJ: AUTOMOTIVE VEHICLE HEADLAMP DIMMER SWITCH1. Pursuant to the California Department of Motor Vehicles Act Number DMV 95-79221, all
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another effort to reduce the NASA budget, passed a resolution today to downsize the solar system. According to an unnamed congressional staffer, House Republicans felt there has been “too much redundancy in the solar system” and that