A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against … get this … fire.Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim
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In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge Lance Ito, PresidingWile E. Coyote, Plaintiff-vs.-Acme Company, DefendantOpening statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote:My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older soldiers will go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of lower paid soldiers who represent the Army’s future.A program to phase out older soldiers via retirement by the end
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS – Always ready for a fart.2-LAZY – Just fizzles3-AMIABLE – Likes to smell others farts4-SELFISH – Only enjoys smelling own farts5-CARELESS – Farts in church6-SMART ALEC – Farts when ladies are present.7-CLEVER – Farts and
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?Have