A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, thedoctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear. L: ?eh?D: Madam – You have a SUPPOSITORY in
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Every morning is the dawn of a new error…A flying saucer results when a nudist
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — “Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I’d better carpet the toilet too.”Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr “no, no.”Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.Take shortening can away from Jr. again and
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note to his wife:THE TENT POLE
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up