A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam.”Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon.” says the little boy.”Sonny, I think you’re a little young for that.” replies the madam.The little boy places a
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Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give your IP address.9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is “Hi, what’s your URL?”8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.7. You’re amazed
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders.Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week. Microscopic metal particles can be removed by waving a
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure where to send you. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America,
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparently can’t read a manual, or lack common sense. Here is a transcript of just one such case:Caller “Hello is this Packard Bell Tech support?”Tech “Yes how can I help you?”Caller “The cup