This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him – “I can clearly see your nuts!”
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A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seriously contemplating suicide and he doesn’t know what to do. He goes to the Rabbi to seek his advice.He tells the Rabbi about all of his problems in the business
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid of the house that was illegally holding him.Some people claim they were shouting,”Bingo!Bingo!Bingo!” Others claim it was “Score!Score!Score!”But the real truth is, when the trooper ripped
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say “Do Not Pass”?How can a stupid person be a smart-ass?Do fat people go skinny-dipping or do they call it fat-dipping?Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.””Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do you get the “Keep off the Grass” sign on the grass?How do you get off a non-stop flight?How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?How do you throw away a garbage can?How does