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It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.3. You turn off your modem and get
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn’t have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn’t believe her, so
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.”He says, “Why’s that?”She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen minutes.”
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible.”Well,” she said. “The first time I married an octogenarian and hedied before we could consummate the marriage.””The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on ourwedding day.””The
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?”The father replies: “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d have sex
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her.The wive says, “I don’t want to go hunting because its cold out, and I’ve never been butt fucked before, so I think I’ll