Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective Feb. 25, 1995 a Restroom Policy will be established to provide a consistant method of accounting for each employee’s restroom time and ensuring equal treatment of all employees.Under this

So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for.There are 365 days per year available for work.There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.Since you spend 16 hours each

A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money is my kind of customer! If money’s the root of all evil, why do churches want it? All I

To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices…You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice. We notice that some of our notices have been noticed. On the other hand, some of our notices have not been noticed. This

This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machine called a “critical detector” senses the operator’s emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use this machine.The “critical detector” then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of