The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to
Category: Miscellaneous
Total 3979 Posts
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be making under $7 an hour; we’ll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it’s shared between the higher-ups, there won’t be a profit.COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:We have no
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. And since we KNOW they don’t
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/hekeeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright.EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders todate.ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.UNLIMITED POTENTIAL:
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained through out program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Exercise________ Calories burned per hourBeating around the bush -75Jumping to conclusions – 100Climbing the walls – 150Swallowing your pride – 50Passing the buck – 25Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight) –
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For $200 an hour, she better be good!Can you get him to drop his suit?The