One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.”Sniff. None of the other frogs will let
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Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. Iam tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. Ithink the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people2,000 years
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done”.Quote from the Boss… “I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.”A motivational sign at work: The beatings
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking.Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator.Q: What do you do with an
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying… “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.” And the workers went unto
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They’re all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big ‘E’ on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why won’t they
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?A: Wipe it off!Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?A: None of the offspring survived.Q: How does the male elephant find the female