Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
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Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?A: “Are you sure it’s yours?”
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. “I can’t swim”, he replies. “Why don’t you come over here?”The other guy says, “I can’t swim, either. What are we gonna do?”First guy says, “Wait! I got a
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans.The scientists listened to the United States describe how they were another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.