Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, “Clearance: 11″2′.” So they get out, measure their truck, and realize that it’s 11″6′. So the first Polak looks at the second Polak and says, “I don’t see any cops around….let’s go for

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out thewindshield and suddenly exclaimed to the copilot, “Holy cow! Lookhow short the runway is! I`ve never seen one that short!”The copilot looked out the windshield. “Wow! you`re right!

Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.

Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them bronzed.

A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired results.”Have you been taking them regulary?” the doctor asked.”What do you think I’ve been doing,” the Pole said, “Shoving them up my ass?”

Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.

A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. “You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?” asked one of the muggers incredulously.”Is that all you wanted?” moaned the Pole. “I thought you were after