Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen he died?Five sailors died digging his grave.
Category: Miscellaneous
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends, who asked, “Hey! What do you have in the bag?”The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag.His friend says, “Well, I’ll make you a bet.
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help.A rancher was sitting on his front porch that
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie “Closed for the Winter.”
