Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a chance.”I will give you three questions,” said the coach. “If you come back in a week and answer them all correctly, you’re on the team.””Fair enough!” said the Polak eagerly.The
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, “Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?”The priest laughed, “Because, my son, I am a Father!”The Polak scratched his head. “But I am a father too, and I don’t wear
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?””Hmm…” mused the carpenter. “It could be done, I suppose, but whatwould you want a box like that for?””Well, you see,” said the Polak, “my neighbor
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant’s backside and force fed it for 2 weeks. But because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend they decided to have a go.A week after the experiment