An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn’t mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them.
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After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and called over, “Hey, Stanley, wasn’t this Anya’s arm? I think this is the wristwatch you gave her.””I dunno, Victor,” said Stanley, and they continued
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting “honey I am home!”What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So theelephant says, “Help me, help me.” But the ant refuses unless theelephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her.Replies the elephant,